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PostSubject: Xat - Alle Geräusche   2010-04-30, 01:17

So jede hier kennt ja diese Geräuschnachrichten von Xat die man mit #geräusch eingibt. Hier mal eine Referenz aller Geräusche Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Xat - Alle Geräusche   2010-04-30, 03:10

da gabs doch schonmal so nen thread

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I eat a lot of frozen stuff. It’s usually pretty bad. I mean, the pictures are always so awesome, you know? It’s like, hell yeah I’m stoked for this lasagna, and then you nuke it and the cheese gets all scabby on top, and it’s like, you’re eating a scab. What’s that about? It’s like, yo, whatever happened to truth in advertising, you know?
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PostSubject: Re: Xat - Alle Geräusche   2010-05-13, 05:13

den thread hätt ich garned gebraucht ich kenn sowieso alle auswendig Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Xat - Alle Geräusche   2010-05-13, 05:14

Kili wrote:
den thread hätt ich garned gebraucht ich kenn sowieso alle auswendig Very Happy
ne, das kann nur juck norris
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PostSubject: Re: Xat - Alle Geräusche   2010-05-13, 05:15

<----oder der sohn von chuck norris

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PostSubject: Re: Xat - Alle Geräusche   2010-05-13, 05:16

Kili wrote:
<----oder der sohn von chuck norris
du meintest wohl eher die schwester von chuck norris Razz


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PostSubject: Re: Xat - Alle Geräusche   2010-05-14, 02:21

chuck nicht juck (dddddddddddddddd)

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I eat a lot of frozen stuff. It’s usually pretty bad. I mean, the pictures are always so awesome, you know? It’s like, hell yeah I’m stoked for this lasagna, and then you nuke it and the cheese gets all scabby on top, and it’s like, you’re eating a scab. What’s that about? It’s like, yo, whatever happened to truth in advertising, you know?
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PostSubject: Re: Xat - Alle Geräusche   2010-05-14, 02:31

¢яazу wrote:
du meintest wohl eher die schwester von chuck norris Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Xat - Alle Geräusche   2010-05-14, 06:43

wieso wer hat den chuck norris falsch geschrieben ?

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PostSubject: Re: Xat - Alle Geräusche   2010-05-14, 06:44

¢яazу wrote:

ne, das kann nur juck norris


und das andere juck norris hat er ausgebessert, dass hat er vergessen :DDDD

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I eat a lot of frozen stuff. It’s usually pretty bad. I mean, the pictures are always so awesome, you know? It’s like, hell yeah I’m stoked for this lasagna, and then you nuke it and the cheese gets all scabby on top, and it’s like, you’re eating a scab. What’s that about? It’s like, yo, whatever happened to truth in advertising, you know?
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PostSubject: Re: Xat - Alle Geräusche   2010-05-14, 06:47

Michi² wrote:
¢яazу wrote:

ne, das kann nur juck norris


und das andere juck norris hat er ausgebessert, dass hat er vergessen :DDDD
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PostSubject: Re: Xat - Alle Geräusche   2010-05-14, 06:52

jetzt hat ers auch ausgebessert ^^

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I eat a lot of frozen stuff. It’s usually pretty bad. I mean, the pictures are always so awesome, you know? It’s like, hell yeah I’m stoked for this lasagna, and then you nuke it and the cheese gets all scabby on top, and it’s like, you’re eating a scab. What’s that about? It’s like, yo, whatever happened to truth in advertising, you know?
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